This house in D.C. is narrow and very puzzling. See why. ‘I’m so confused right now’
A home in the nation’s capital with a very distinct presence has people talking.
And asking so very many questions.
It’s called The Narrow House and it’s now on the real estate market in Washington D.C. for $3.5 million. The stunning three-bedroom, five-bathroom residence has such a unique build that you’ll be using it to start party conversations for the next few years.
“Welcome to ‘The Narrow House,’” the listing on Zillow.com begins. “This exceptional contemporary home was built by an internationally acclaimed architect, Dr. J Darvish for himself and family.”
Along with the jaw-dropping architecture, the 4,390-square-foot residence also boasts high-end features in and around the property including:
A “glass room”
Kitchen with “designer appliances”
Thermo windows
Vaulted ceilings
Spiral staircase
Attached garage
“Option to add an elevator”
The popular social media real estate page Zillow Gone Wild caught wind of the curious home and fans couldn’t get enough – but had tons of questions and observations.
“Looks like something I would have built and decorated in Sims,” one person joked.
“I had an existential crisis trying to understand that bathroom,” someone commented.
“Moving furniture in or out of there must be loads of fun,” another observed.
“I’m so confused right now,” someone said.
“While I’m not a huge fan of their color schemes I love the house overall. Now, I do have some questions. Like why the giant tissue box in the bedroom?” one person asked.
“Why do I feel like everything--including the house--has an unpronounceable IKEA name?” another said.
“I mean, honestly, it does an amazing job at not feeling cramped,” someone pointed out. “It’s a really nice home with character.”
“Every wall: I’m white! Every floor: I’m gray! Bathroom: REDRUM,” one person joked.
“Holy moly this house is AMAZING. It’s so worth to click through to the listing. It’s just gorgeous,” another observed.
This story was originally published July 20, 2022 at 1:34 PM with the headline "This house in D.C. is narrow and very puzzling. See why. ‘I’m so confused right now’."